Yep so I was in the ER Tuesday evening. It is a TLDR story so I’ll just write a quick overview

-Tuesday morning I woke up with mild pain but thought it was cramps!
-Tuesday after lunch I felt dizzy nauseous sensitive to smells and noises and my vision was not focusing
-Feeling worse and luckily my boss comes home way early
-unluckily is the meanest most disgusted face she gives me when I tell her i am sick (you know how most people are sympathetic her face was reminiscent of a evil witch no exaggeration) but she let’s me go
-oops I vomit on park ave
-my doctor doesn’t pick up the walk in clinic a block away refuses to see me and declares I go to the ER
-on my way home I have to get off the train to vomit oh great
-walk to the nearest ER feeling like dying
-get meds and rest and feel better
-wait a hundred years at the pharmacy
-go home and take my first sick day ever at work and I’ve been here two years! Pretty sure she only let me have the day of because I said I was contagious.

I’m better now though phew

When it comes to bad hair days most people don’t fret and just wear a hat or a ponytail/bun whatever too bad I’m the kind of weirdo that decides to wear a wig

The deli that defies the laws of nature !

(Source: pusheen)

Sighted on Park ave this week, I especially love the second!

WOOO I’ve finally completely got this tumblr redesigned and finished my promo video! So many contestants already pimped themselves out via video but i think taking a little longer to come up with a creative idea was worth it.

Lyrics:
Lyrics by me:
My wish came true today
Can you tell by my face
I need your help right now
cause i’m on my way

Shyness gone with my wish
click and clicks for this miss
I wasn’t expecting this
but now i’m on my way

You clicks are working, add the app, get voting’
time’s runnin out, get votin’
don’t leave me hanging baby

hey i don’t know you
and this is crazy
but here’s my link
so vote me baby

would you believe that
i’m in the top 30
but here’s my link 
so vote me, baby  

No I don’t think that collage is good I just read somewhere that tumblr posts with images are like 337% more likely to be reblogged and read lol

Anyway on Saturday I went to Self magazine’s workout in the park. Even though I had to go alone I had a blast! It was a very empowering experience thousands of women of all ages, shapes and sizes all focusing on fitness. We got bags, free samples from beauty to foodie and were able to get mini facials and massages. Dolvette Quince from Biggest Loser was there (the bottom two pics). The mainstaye workouts were sponsored by crunch and totally fun eg. Fly Girls based off of the Fly Girls in Living Color! Finally I decided to try Crossfit before I promptly realized I did want to live to see the next day.

Colorful hair- dont care!

As you [now] know the housekeeper and I guess my coworker at work is a lady who is a bit off an an extreme Christian. I mean she is like Ned Flanders in a way except not as nice. She calls the lottery gambling, does not acknowledge Halloween etc etc but today’s WTF moment came out of the blue

Her:”if I were raising children there would be no sleep overs”
Me: oh really? Why not??
Her: “that’s how lesbianism starts…
Me: oh
Her:”Especially with that (?)computer”

As a nanny I often have to do ridiculous things or tasks and often find myself in awkward and stupid situations.

One of my many duties of today was to ask the housekeeper to mend the holes in a pair of “new”(5 months old?!) C and C California leggings. I wish I had a picture but these aren’t tiny holes but rips as in an inch each down the seams.

While I informed the daughter yesterday that it doesn’t matter what brand all leggings rip she proceeds to say that this is expensive brand (fuck yeah it is at $50+!) and that it is the washing machines fault… Ok. As a poorer person I have understood the concept that more money != more quality and thus I stick to my leggings for 1/10 of theirs and you know what? Mine don’t even rip at half the rate of theirs.

Must be nice to be so rich that you are delusional and think cotton/rayon/spandex blends should be close to indestructible, highly repairable and only for the elite. Oh brother.